Banana Jokes

I saw a guy
 I saw a guy peeling a banana the other day
 It's another banana joke, isn't it
 'Cause you know the other one got to do with banana
 I got three banana jokes by the way
 This is number two, okay
 I saw a guy peeling a banana on 6th avenue
 And it bothered me
 And I'll tell you why
 Because it's the way he peeled
 Why peel a banana, I hold it around here
 I peel down to my hand right?
 The guy holds the banana at the bottom
 And he just peels the whole thing all the way down
 It felt like the guy had a urinal pulling his pants all the way to his ankles
 I was like dude, TMI would have been anyway now
 What are you, making a smoothie on 6th avenue
 What are you doing
 The banana was like, hey
 You don't even know how much you gonna eat
 I have a bruise right here
 I kinda got lost in the banana sham there
 Do you wanna hear the other banana one now
 Okay, so I was at the grocery store
 And I needed bananas
 So I go over to where the bananas are
 And there a black woman at the bananas
 It's gonna be okay
 It's gonna be okay I swear
 I understand
 Why people are very scared of discussing bananas and black people in the same conversation
 I understand
 If I have a black friend over, I would never offer him a banana
 I just thought oh I wouldn't do it
 Oh you want a banana
 Why do fuck do you ask me
 Hey man, I'm sorry
 How about apple, I'm really sorry
 These are just the facts of the case alright
 I was in the store looking for bananas
 And there was a black woman at the bananas
 And I didn't wanna go there while she's there
 Because of COVID, we're all giving each other space
 So I, but I do wanna be next
 So I'm waiting and she's kinda taking a long time
 And the longer she takes
 The longer I am a white man watching a black woman choose bananas
 And there's this awful thing about the world today
 Because I know I'm not doing wrong
 But I feel fucking bad
 I feel fucking bad
 So I went to the strawberries
 And there was a fucking Jew at the strawberries
 Here's a life line
 That's the Jew, I'm not gonna do the black woman
 No, you know why 'cause I'm not afraid of Jews
 That's really, that's the bottom line
 I'm not scared of Jews
 I don't find Jews to be frightening
 Unless you're in Palestine, then they're terrifying
 It's very different
 Over there they're like, the Jews are killing us
 And here we're like, really, the Jews?
 We've been slapping them around for years
 Anyway, this banana's too hard
 Well this banana's soft but I'm not gonna have it 'til Tuesday
 So I'm gonna buy the hard one and wait
 Just trying to be fair
 Trying to be fair to the Jews
 Lord have mercy, anyway
 Don't worry I'm an old man
 I'll be gone very soon