Forgetting Things

I worry about getting old only
 'Cause I don't wanna lose my memory, you know?
 I mean some of it, I would love to lose
 But it doesn't work that way
 You gotta take it all or none, I guess
 But I lose, I forget things, you know?
 Like, remember Fonzie from Happy Days?
 I don't remember him
 I don't even know what you're talking about
 I forget weird things, you know?
 Like I was walking down the street once in New York
 And there was a guy in a van, and he rolled down the window and he said
 "Hey, get in the van, and suck my dick"
 And I said, "Alright", you know
 So I got in the van, and you know, I was tryna pull the door, the sliding door
 But it kept, and he's like, "Hey, just shuts, don't, you don't have to"
 I was like, "Sorry", he's like, "Everybody does that it's okay"
 So I'm kneeling on the floor of the van
 On like a purse and there's no lady in there
 But I'm like, "I came here to suck this guy's dick, not like take inventory"
 Let's just get to work, so I started sucking his dick
 And about halfway through, I'm guessing
 I remembered that I really don't like doing that
 So senior moment