Stroker Ace

Monsieur-dame, can I come with you
 As you both look awfully kind
 This alley and me are through
 Let me tell you what I've got in mind
 I'll sing to you my mewing song
 Looks like you both could use a pet
 And purr my purr all night long
 I think a pussy's your best bet
 Stroke that shiny coat
 Stroking is the antidote
 Stroke that, it's a start
 Only for the wild at heart
 Stroke that shiny coat
 Stroking is the antidote
 Stroke that shiny coat
 Stroking's what it's all about
 My tail alone could tell you tales
 It's got a life all of its own
 Watch it move just like a sail
 Sail you to the twilight zone
 I love to lap a spot of cream
 And I assure you that I'm neat
 But you never know what you can expect
 When the pussy is in heat
 Stroke that shiny coat
 Stroking is the antidote
 Stroke that, it's a start
 Only for the wild at heart
 Stroke that shiny coat
 Stroking is the antidote
 Stroke that shiny coat
 Stroking's what it's all about
 I like to watch, if you don't mind
 Every sphinx knows how to pass the time
 Your little love nest suits me well
 Let me show you how to cast a spell
 Stroke that shiny coat
 Stroking is the antidote
 Stroke that it's a start
 Only for the wild at heart
 Stroke that shiny coat
 Stroking is the antidote
 Stroke that shiny coat
 Stroking's what it's all about