Alphabet Insanity

I adamantly attack the alphabet
 With an anecdotal algorithm made of Adamantium
 I'm like an Adderrall-addicted anaconda or an alcoholic
 Or an asshole, like A-Rod, no anabolics
 But I, brutally and beautifully butcher the banging beat
 Brushin' bubbly all over your booby and booty beef
 'Cause I'm a carpenter, I come carvin' your carcass
 Leaving all these carp fish crushed on the carpet
 Crumble and chron' in Colorado with my Cal cronies
 I'm crammin' it full of condiments like it's a calzone
 Delicious, I didn't drive and drink
 Whether diamonds or dimes, man, I'm diving deep like an
 Electric eel, I'm elegantly eloquent and every cent I've ever earned
 Just entered me in the election
 I got eleven brains like an enormously educated Einstein with Elephantitis
 Of the erection
 A freak! I'm fighting with a flatfooted felon
 Five falcons just flew to a fountain, and fell in
 Googling googly-eyed girls to get inside
 Golly gee from Glasgow to Guatemela, gentrified
 A hippopotamus is high on heroin, he heckles me
 And hires Haitian Hank to hand his hoe a hysterectomy
 In hateful hieroglyph I hurl-out hyperbolic hubris
 And hang with Hipster Helen, the hooker with huge hips
 I'm ill, I'm Icarus, I ignite idiots in idioms and issues
 Jumpy jargon, I joust like Jacare jivin Japanese Judo and Jiujitsu
 Killin em like a kid, got a Kilogram of Ketamine for Kwanza
 In a knitted Kimono made out of Komodo Dragon skin
 I'm rich like a Klingon that be kickin it at the Kremlin
 But I kicking through your door, call me Kramer Kardashian
 Lethal, literally litter a little limerick
 That be littler than a Leprechaun
 A menace that'll manifest the melancholy mayhem
 Makin a metamorphosis until mechanized like Megotron
 Nick Nolte, a nerdy native of Nebraska
 Needs a neon ninja and a nectarine from NASA
 Ominously, I mean it's obvious you see a
 Orthodontist oozing out oodles of onomatopoeia
 Oswalt: Patton
 Pickin a pocket pluckin a patent
 I pickle purple poop in Patron for pure passion
 I got a question, I gotta quiz ya
 Let's step on the gas and go quicker, uh
 Really getting ready for the revolution
 Reeled a rotten rhythm ring around a Russia Ronda Rousey resort
 Serve a simple sentiment a simile that's smokin
 Like a sheet of Sudafed, I'm swiftly swimming like a seahorse
 Titties on atilla tell a teller that'll toe tag
 Terminator gun inside a turtle tattered tote bag
 Thugs
 Are un-American, unattractive and unwanted as an ugly pair of Ugg's
 Vivid and vivaciously venomous
 With the wicked wombats only walking where women is
 Gettin xenophobic at the Xanadu
 XoXo
 Yippy-ki-yay!
 Yours' Truly
 Mac
 YES YO!!!
 Oh shit, I forgot Z... Zebra