Incredible Mozart Rap

Go, one, two, three
 This is just advice, listen if you will
 Every single day you're liquor sipping when you chill
 Livin' with your parents, never chip in for the bills
 You need to scrub the dirty dishes in their kitchen off for real
 This is just your life, listen if you want
 Don't just spend your whole day on the sofa hittin' blunts
 You are in the back of the line right now
 You gotta progress, you gotta move, you gotta work, so we can get you to the front
 Put the nuggets down, put some veggies on your plate
 Exercise a bit, feel incredible and great
 You're addicted to your iPhone, saying that you're lonely
 Use to speak English, now the language is Emoji
 Be on time to work, don't upset your boss
 Every single day you gotta brush your teeth and floss
 If you can get eight hours of sleep at night
 Or mentally you'll be lost
 Consume a lot of food and water before you go drink
 Lots of alcohol or you'll be puking in the sink
 Break-ups really freaking hurt let me mention
 Before you fall in love, know the persons intentions
 Listen to this twice, this is just your life
 Even if you're not religious live it like you're Christ
 Gotta just accept that there will be days where you wake up feeling crappy
 It don't matter, make it your mission to be nice
 Look kids, I know that adulthood is a little scary
 But trust me, follow these words and you'll be just fine
 Also, drink coffee
 Let's speed it up
 Pay your freaking taxes every single year in April
 Buy a little bit of property and build yourself a home, man
 You should probably start a company 'cause paying off those student loans is difficult
 But either way, do something with your life
 Don't spend every paycheck that you make on Micheal Kors and pairs of Jordans
 Man, invest your money, save it for retirement
 And wait until you're 30 to get married and before you go have children
 You should travel with your husband or your wife
 If you have a conversation look the person in the eye
 And if you shake their hand then you should do it with a firm grip
 Don't make fun of people 'cause a lot of them are going through
 Depression, pain and sorrow they're not telling you about
 Be an individual with principal and character
 And try to treat the people that surround you with respect
 You gotta try to lose your ego if you wanna gain momentum
 Now go out and show the whole entire world what you're about