Engwish Bwudd

All I want to be is a shovely bubbly gobbly gook
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 A seagull stole him from his slow mama's hands
 Aboard the boat, the Sweet Louisa
 And dropped him in the meadowlands
 Where wild hyenas taught him how to hunt old elephants
 So he spent his formative years eating out badunkadunk
 Fee fi fo fum
 (I smell the blood of an Englishman)
 Fee fi fo fum
 (I smell the blood of an Englishman)
 Fee fi fo fum
 (I smell the blood of an Englishman)
 Fee fi fo fum
 (I smell the blood of an Englishman)
 He traveled across the sea in the belly of a Japanese businessman
 On a pleasure ship to France
 And he don't know why she loves him
 And he don't know why the sun sets but
 Fee fi fo fum
 (I smell the blood of an Englishman)
 Fee fi fo fum
 (I smell the blood of an Englishman)
 Fee fi fo fum
 (I smell the blood of an Englishman)
 Fee fi fo fum
 (I smell the blood of an Englishman)
 Bang pow pow pow ah
 And her father hated him with the passion of a dying Chinaman
 He said, "Get him out of here or I'm going to bite off his face"
 No daddy daddy, don't daddy daddy
 "Get the fuck out of my house"
 No daddy daddy, don't daddy daddy
 "This is my house, my house"
 Fee fi fo fum
 (I smell the blood of an Englishman)
 Fee fi fo fum
 (I smell the blood of an Englishman)
 Fee fi fo fum
 (I smell the blood of an Englishman)
 Fee fi fo fum
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 (I smell the blood of an Englishman)