Jet Song

When you're a Jet
 You're a Jet all the way
 From your first cigarette
 To your last dyin' day
 When you're a Jet
 If the spit hits the fan
 You got brothers around
 You're a family man
 You're never alone
 You're never disconnected
 You're home with your own
 When company's expected
 You're well protected!
 Then you are set with a capital J
 Which you'll never forget
 'Til they cart you away
 When you're a Jet
 You stay a Jet!
 So meet Tony and me at thе Dogs Days Dance at the gym tonight
 (We can't rumble at the gym, it will be lousy with cops)
 (Maybe we had enough trouble with the Puerto Ricans for one day)
 Relax! It's a social mixer, so we'll mix
 Until the time is right to fix the rumble for tomorrow night
 Be there 10:00 p.m., punctual-like, dressed to kill, walking tall!
 (We always walk tall! We're Jets!)
 The greatest!
 When you're a Jet
 You're the top cat in town
 You're the gold-medal kid
 With the heavyweight crown!
 When you're a Jet
 You're the swingin'est thing
 Little boy, you're a man
 Little man, you're a king!
 The Jets are in gear
 Our cylinders are clickin'!
 The Sharks'll steer clear
 'Cause ev'ry Puerto Rican
 'S a lousy chicken!
 Here come the Jets
 Like a bat out of hell
 Someone gets in our way
 Someone don't feel so well!
 Here come the Jets!
 Little world, step aside
 Better go underground
 Better run, better hide!
 We're drawin' the line
 So keep your noses hidden!
 We're hangin' a sign
 Says, "Visitors Forbidden"
 And we ain't kiddin'!
 Here come the Jets
 Yeah! And we're gonna beat
 Every last buggin' gang
 On the whole buggin' street!
 On the whole!
 Ever!
 Mother!
 Lovin'!
 Street!
 Yeah!