Sincerely, Me

Dear Evan Hansen
 We've been way too out of touch
 Things have been crazy
 And it sucks that we don't talk that much
 But I should tell you that I think of you each night
 I rub my nipples and start moaning with delight
 Why would you write that?
 I'm just trying to tell the truth
 This needs to be perfect. These emails have to prove that we were actually friends. Just—I'll do it
 I've gotta tell you, life without you has been hard (Hard?)
 Has been bad (Bad?)
 Has been rough (Kinky!)
 And I miss talking about life and other stuff
 Very specific
 Shut up!
 I like my parents (Who says that?)
 I love my parents
 But each day's another fight
 If I stop smoking drugs
 Then everything might be alright
 Smoking drugs?
 Just fix it!
 If I stop smoking crack (Crack?)
 If I stop smoking pot
 Then everything might be alright
 I'll take your advice
 I'll try to be more nice
 I'll turn it around
 Wait and see
 'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention
 It's easy to change if you give it your attention
 All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
 Sincerely, me
 Are we done yet?
 Well I can't just give them one email. I want to show that I was, like, a good friend, you know?
 Oh my god
 Dear Connor Murphy
 Yes, I also miss our talks
 Stop doing drugs
 Just try to take deep breaths and go on walks (No)
 I'm sending pictures of the most amazing trees (No!)
 You'll be obsessed with all my forest expertise (Absolutely not)
 Dude, I'm proud of you
 Just keep pushing through
 You're turning around
 I can see (Just wait and see!)
 'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention
 It's easy to change if you give it your attention
 All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
 Sincerely, me
 My sister's hot (What the hell!)
 My bad
 Dear Evan Hansen
 Thanks for every note you send
 Dear Connor Murphy
 I'm just glad to be your friend
 Our friendship goes beyond
 Your average kind of bond
 But not because we're gay
 No, not because we're gay
 We're close, but not that way
 The only man that I love is my dad
 Well anyway! (You're getting better every day)
 I'm getting better every day
 Keep getting better every day
 Hey hey hey hey!
 'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention
 It's easy to change if you give it your attention
 All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
 Sincerely
 Miss you dearly
 Sincerely, me
 Sincerely, me
 Sincerely, me
 Sincerely, me