Assholes

One, two, one two three four!
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 You can take your money
 And put it in your asshole
 You can take your condo
 And put it in your bungalow
 You can take your goddamn financial plans
 And jerk yourself off
 You can take your GMOs
 Your NFL, your Superbowl
 Yeah, you can take your CEOs
 Giant head and tiny soul
 And throw it in a wormhole
 'Cause in the end we're all alone
 Yeah, throw it in a wormhole
 'Cause in the end we're all alone (ahh!)
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 Do you believe in God?
 Who do you think made the internet?
 Another round of fraps for me and my bitches!
 I'm not gonna tip you
 I don't even know you!
 You can take your credit card
 And max it hard on living large
 Yeah, you can take your asshole and put it in your new car
 And drive it into a wormhole
 'Cause in the end we're all alone
 Yeah, drive it into a wormhole
 'Cause in the end we're all alone (ahh!)
 Holiday, celebrate
 Holiday, celebrate!
 You can take your golf clubs, your white gloves, your tech job
 Yeah, you can take your asshole and put it in your new car
 And drive into a wormhole
 'Cause in the end we're all alone
 Yeah, drive into a wormhole
 'Cause in the end we're all alone (ahh!)
 Yeah, drive it into a wormhole
 'Cause in the end we're all alone
 Yeah, drive it into a wormhole
 'Cause in the end we're all alone
 In the end we're all alone
 In the end we're all alone