Weird Girl

Don't wanna be another Ashley
 Don't wanna count my fucking calories
 Don't wanna worry 'bout my body so dick-heads will like me
 I'd rather make out with my TV screen
 Than anyone on the football team
 I'd rather touch myself to Vincent Price movies (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
 Don't wanna be another Ashley
 Don't wanna shop at Abercrombie
 I'd rather steal from JC Penny's 'cause it's really easy
 I'd rather make out with my TV screen
 Than anyone on the football team
 I'd rather touch myself to Vincent Price movies (let's go)
 'Cause I wanna be a weird girl, weird girl, weird girl
 I wanna be a weird, weird, weird, weird girl
 I wanna be a freak girl, freak girl, freak girl
 I wanna freak you out 'cause I'm a freaky fucking girl
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 I'm not too cool for school
 I'm not too cool to drool
 I'm 'bout to school you fools
 Took a dip in my school's pool, dip in my school's pool
 I'm not gonna follow the rules
 I'm not gonna eat your fucking gruel, no
 I'm 'bout to school this school
 Took a dip in my school's pool, dip in my school
 'Cause I wanna be a weird girl, weird girl, weird girl
 I wanna be a weird, weird, weird, weird girl
 I wanna be a freak girl, freak girl, freak girl
 I wanna freak you out 'cause I'm a freaky fucking girl
 I wanna be a weird girl, weird girl, weird girl
 I wanna be a weird, weird, weird, weird girl
 I wanna be a freak girl, freak girl, freak girl
 I wanna freak you out 'cause I'm a freaky fucking girl