Aji Mera Ghanta

Rabbad ki zuban meri
 Thuk se lipti hai
 Dant 32-18+15
 Math meri weak punch line par ye thik
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 Kehte mujhe mere bhai logg
 Ate hain se tere bheje mein ye dialogue
 10 mein pass par dimag mera loosy sa
 Percentage badhti dikhti roj hi rogg
 Baaton hi baaton mein failne lagga hai
 Chalte chalte naam mera tehalne lagga hai
 Maze mein meri kat rahi hai
 Sabb ki hi fat rahi hai
 Muhfaad bina ruke muh pe mukke pelne lagga hai
 Muh hi muh pe andhadhund ghamashan sa
 Mere jaisa likho jinhe lagta aasan sa
 Hote hain khush sunke jo pyaar karte hain
 Likhte jo khud muh banake bethe gd sa (aww.)
 Baat mujhme ye kehti janta
 (Kya kehti hai)
 Na hoti toh muhfaad ye naam hi na banta
 (Nahi banta bilkul nahi banta)
 Baat mujhme ye kehti janta
 Na hoti toh muhfaad ye naam hi na banta
 Sau hai muh jo hazaar kare baatein
 Kya padta faraak mujhe
 Aji mera ghanta!
 Aji mera ghanta!
 Ek sach ne kasam se ye saare fake kar diye
 Kaan ke niche jo chamand take kar diye
 Jupiter leke ghumo Earth pe
 Dekho baaton baaton mein hi maine
 Do jahan ek kaar diye
 Ghalti maani chalo haan main sharminda hoon
 Maar gaya inko jabse hua main zinda hoon
 Fly karun high par pehnu na diaper
 Hag dunga upaar se, nadaan parinda hu
 Huye khatam saare fk ab dene ko
 Main kehne ko toh bohat kuch ke du
 Par rehne do!
 Dukhaya dil tha toh kuch toh kahunga hi
 4-5 line jazbaaton mein hi behne do (fk you)
 (Can we do that again!)
 Burai peeth piche aage baane shakkar
 Rakhe tu ho sake jitna muh ye dhaak kar
 Kalakaar bhai jaise lade na lugaai
 Jaise dono tony bhai mere kal ho ya Kakkar
 Kala na milti kharach kar sikka
 Sabb ke liye dil se ye bahar likha
 Respect sabki baithe jo top pe ho
 Raftaar, Badshah ya chahe Ikka
 Kehne ki bat nahi ijjat hai dil se
 Vo sabb hote khush mere sath vale kill se (kyon?)
 Jinhe navaza kabhi pyaar se tha maine
 Ab jaleel kar bhagaun inhe bhari mehfil se
 Bhaterepan vali nukkad pe road ke
 Chugli kaaro vahan bethe bate cd ke
 Sahi kaha Muhfaad maharaj ne
 Har chij ka ilaaj ko chhod ke
 Baat mujhme ye kehti janta
 (Kya kehti hai?)
 Na hoti toh muhfaad ye naam hi na banta
 (Nahi banta bilkul nahi banta)
 Bat mujhme ye kehti janta
 Na hoti toh muhfaad ye naam hi na banta
 100 hai muh jo hazar kaare baatein
 Kya padta faraak mujhe
 Aji mera ghanta!
 Aji mera...