Jiya Lage Naa

Mere paas kala aur sach dono shakti hai
 Gyan dena chhod diya duniya ye bachti hai
 Karo maaf bolo jai ganga maiyaa ki
 Koi baat nahi jaag jaati kabhi kabhi bhakti hai
 Log bole maangi kyun maafi
 Ganga to maili hai pehle se kaafi
 Tumne to bola tha muhavare ki tarah
 Yahi log hagein mootein na hai sharam zara bhi
 Ashthiyan leke maine dada dadi apne
 Ganga mein bahaye dafnayi nahi kafnein
 Muhfaad ne muh band kya kiya toh
 Sabhi ye log lage kya kya hi bakkne
 Gherna to chaha inn sab ne
 Socha kalakaar hun lagunga main bhi dabne
 Vastav mein nastik main hi to upar wala hun
 Paida maa baap ne kiya tha na ki rab ne
 Teri aukaat ki jholi mein chillar jama
 Anpadh hai soch aur ye jaahil zuban
 Besharam pana tu baitha dharam bana
 Bhale garam tawa fulke naram tere karam gawah
 Muhfaad chup gaurav bole muh pe
 Dharam insaniyat kala mein wo doobe
 Kalakaar baad mein hai pehle insan hun
 Sala koi kuchh bhi bole de aur main chup rahu!
 Kyun bay?
 Jiya lage na
 Jiya lage na
 Seekh gaya waqt se ye ehsan hai gairon ke
 Chahte rokna thhe unse par ruka na main roke
 Tha berah musafir manzilo ki chhodi aas na
 To rasta khdbakhud ye neeche aane laga pero ke
 Padta farak na jo seekha parakhna
 Chalke talwe ghis gaye zameen choota takhna
 Mujhko rakh lo tum zuban pe ya dil mein do panah
 Gira do kaat haath per par main bhula na sarakna
 Aana hai sabko pehle isthan pe
 Doosro ke kandhe chadhke moot'te ye kaan pe
 Aata inko raas na jo koi nikle inse behtar
 Inse zyada zinda dil gadhe huye 10 murde kabristaan mein
 Banda tu funny nahi ego ki kami nahi
 Sorry bole call pe par baat wahan thami nahi
 Aake kare maa ke launde tareefein kilas ke
 Bina baat chaat mat kyuki meri sani nahi
 Jiya lage na
 Jiya lage na
 Main tansen kaan se janta jaanti
 Dil se maanti banda kaandi
 Sunti dhyan se mile mann ki shanti
 Ahinsavaadi jaise gandhi
 Muhfaad toofan zuban se laata aandhi
 Albela main!
 Aake beat pe sajata mela main
 Aisi chakchaundh roshni karu akela main
 Ujaala ki safedi hun main robin ke neel ye
 Fauj leke beat pe khelta guru chela main
 Raseela main juice khoon mein laga lu thela main
 Shake baatein kardein 10 sach ko deta mila main
 Raw bina straw maaru ghoot iss beat ki
 Fir bina umbrella kela dun laga nutella main
 Dehla dun inhe bina mare nehla pe dehla main
 Dedh shaano ko na kabhi deta ek dhela main
 Chaho jo seekhna to le lo rap classes
 Matra kuch rupay mein hota 8 din vella main!