Cool in the Cool Way

I got a problem that I don't so easily admit
 when it comes to going downstairs and making it quick
 there's a fight between my feet and the floor
 slow stepping settles the score
 I can't be compared
 without mentioning old ladies
 I can't be compared
 without mentioning old ladies holding babies
 Had a fantasy about dark socks
 Had a cup of tea, thought earl grey rocks
 All of this leads me here to say
 I'm not cool enough in the cool way.
 Just around the time that the slap bracelet trend ended
 Found out I had amended
 My own list of phobias
 I got a textbook version from my forearms to fists
 That's right, I can't look at my wrists
 I can not look at yours either
 If I do, my facial color leaves
 So have some courtesy and keep it in your sleeve
 Had a fantasy about dark socks
 Had a cup of tea, thought earl grey rocks
 All of this leads me here to say
 I'm not cool enough in the cool way.
 Am I a dork? I have a robot name (x3)
 Like I care. Call me it just the same.
 Am I a dork? I have a robot name (x3)
 Like I care. Call me it just the same.
 Had a fantasy about dark socks
 Had a cup of tea, thought earl grey rocks
 All of this leads me here to say
 I'm not cool enough in the cool way.