Meat Pies

I got a new recipe
 Wanna come over?
 It calls for a lot of ingredients
 Also for you
 I got a big pot
 It's boiling way so hot
 Oops, you fell in
 Now you're cooking
 I think I'll add a couple
 More ingredients and
 Let you simmer for an hour or two
 I got my wheat flour, got my sifter, got my meat grinder, Mister
 I got my oven, got my dismount, non-stick on discount
 Gonna make a surprise out of plus-size guys
 Take those thighs, make meat pies
 A cup of sugar
 Three bowls of flour
 A pinch of salt
 Un Dorito
 Some Dr. Pepper
 Last night's lasagna
 Oh, baby, and you
 I got my wheat flour, got my sifter, got my meat grinder, Mister
 I got my oven, got my dismount, non-stick on discount
 Gonna make a surprise out of plus-size guys
 Take those thighs, make meat pies
 At your funeral
 At least what they are calling your funeral
 They cannot find your body 'cause I ate it
 I met your brother, he's kinda cute
 A little chubby but cute just like you were
 I think I might have him over for making some meat pies, too
 I got my wheat flour, got my sifter, got my meat grinder, Mister
 I got my oven, got my dismount, non-stick on discount
 Gonna make a surprise out of plus-size guys
 Take those thighs, make meat pies