I Wanna Get Married

I wanna get married
 Yes, I need a spouse
 I want a nice Leave it to Beaverish
 Golden retriever and a little white house
 I wanna get married
 I need to cook meals
 I wanna pack cute little lunches
 For my Brady bunches
 Then read Danielle Steele
 I wanna escape
 This rat race I've created
 I'm feelin' enervated
 I don't care if I make it
 I just want to bake a sugar cake for you
 To take to work in the morn
 And I'll stay home cleaning the dishes
 And keeping your wishes all warm
 I wanna get married
 That's why I was born
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 I wanna partake in bake sales for the classroom
 I wanna hear the sweet tune
 Of Sally's little vroom-vroom
 As she zooms around my broom
 As I exhume the gloom
 Of my shallow life
 I wanna be simple and honest and dimpled
 'Cause I am your wife
 I will never tarry
 I'm not even torn
 I wanna get married
 That's why I was born