Waiter

oh waiter bring me my check soon
 I have a hectic schedule
 I'm saddened by the news that we won
 I wonder what I'd say to the bomb
 where are you now
 where are you going
 do you mind
 and do you care
 that you will die
 do you despair
 and do you allow
 for what you are choking
 do you know
 just what you do
 the fickle snow
 it's cuz of you
 (chorus)
 waiter
 I need my change I need it now sooner not
 later
 it may seem strange but have you seen the paper
 maybe it's victory
 maybe it's history
 maybe it's you
 the scuds drop down like butterflies
 they're loved and round and very wise
 they're just like you and me
 as they tend
 their incandescent need for a friend
 where are they now
 where are they headed
 do they see
 the little ones
 and do they flee
 or do they run
 and do they feel proud
 as they are embedded
 do they ask
 or do they tell
 to mask the fact
 they're going to hell
 (chorus)
 waiter
 I need my change I need it now sooner not
 later
 it may seem strange but have you seen the paper
 maybe it's erotic
 maybe it's despotic
 maybe it's you
 waiter
 I need my change I need it now sooner not
 later
 it may seem strange but have you seen the paper
 maybe it's victory
 maybe it's history
 maybe it's you
 nothin could be finer than to be in Carolina in the mornin