Cellphone

The answering machine is full
 With all the calls, it's nothing new
 It's the same old thing
 The sound of cellphone rings
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 Another problem to ignore
 One more chore that's what friends are for
 And it's the same old thing
 And now your cellphone rings, the orders of the king
 It always seems to be
 "Oh, gotta go, got no time for conversation"
 (So long, friend)
 Always missing something
 It always seems to be
 "Oh, so long, there's no room for an explanation"
 (So long friend)
 So long and thanks for nothing
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 Now it's a time bomb in his hands
 He understands, trained by its demands
 And it's the same old thing
 Another cellphone ring, the orders of the king
 It always seems to be
 "Oh, gotta go, got no time for conversation"
 (So long, friend)
 Always missing something
 It always seems to be
 "Oh, so long, there's no need for an explanation"
 (So long friend)
 So long and thanks for nothing
 Now the alarm is set
 So don't forget to pull a rabbit from your hat
 Because it's what you get
 When you expect a bit of magic, it falls flat
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 The moon can offer no relief
 His cellphone shakes him from his sleep
 It always seems to be
 "Oh, gotta go, got no time for conversation"
 (So long, friend)
 Always missing something
 It always seems to be
 "Oh, so long, there's no need for an explanation"
 (So long friend)
 So long and thanks for nothing
 It always seems to be
 "Oh, goodbye, farewell"
 (So long, friend)
 Always missing something
 It always seems to be
 "Oh, goodbye, farewell"
 (So long friend)
 So long and thanks for nothing