Critical Hit

It's time to start the show
 We got it under control
 You know our stats are gold
 And we're ready to roll
 Travel in pairs, slink down stairs
 But there's something waiting for us
 We make a plan of attack
 We're fighting back to back
 Gonna have to stack
 A little slash and hack
 They keep on dissing me
 For low dexterity
 Wait until they hear the chorus
 Sooner or later the dice
 Land on the table, you know
 That's what fables are made of
 Everybody sing, oh yeah, it's a critical hit
 (I make 90 double damage with it)
 Everybody sing, oh yeah, it's a critical hit
 This is a critical hit
 (I make 90 double damage with it)
 Oh yeah, it's a critical hit
 (I make 90 double damage with it)
 Everybody sing, oh yeah, it's a critical hit
 It's a critical, critical hit
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 And now it's wall to wall
 Watching foes that fall
 But it's time to pause
 'Cause mother nature's calling
 I'll be back in a second
 And I'll continue the record
 And they will still be waiting for us
 And the passion grows
 You make a saving throw
 Duce some move, you turn the lights down low
 My armors and clothes are getting full of holes
 I think I need another chorus
 Sooner or later the dice
 Land on the table, you know
 That's what fables are made of
 Everybody sing, oh yeah, it's a critical hit
 (I make 90 double damage with this)
 Everybody sing, oh yeah, it's a critical hit
 This is a critical hit
 (I make 90 double damage with it)
 Oh yeah, it's a critical hit
 (I make 90 double damage with this)
 Everybody sing, oh yeah, it's a critical hit
 It's a critical, critical
 That ain't how we roll, oh no, it ain't stolen
 We on a roll, hey, we on a roll and
 That ain't how we roll, oh no, it ain't stolen
 We on a roll, hey, we on a roll and
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 Sooner or later the dice
 Land on the table, you know
 That's what fables are made of
 Oh yeah, it's a critical hit
 (I make 90 double damage with it)
 Everybody sing, oh yeah, it's a critical hit
 This is a critical hit
 (I make 90 double damage with it)
 Oh yeah, it's a critical hit
 (I make 90 double damage)
 Everybody sing, oh yeah, it's a critical hit
 It's a critical, critical
 Everybody sing, oh yeah, it's a critical hit
 Everybody sing, oh yeah, it's a critical hit
 This is a critical hit
 Oh yeah, it's a critical hit
 Everybody sing, oh yeah, it's a critical hit
 It's a critical, critical
 Everybody sing, oh yeah, it's a critical hit
 (I make 90 double damage with it)
 Everybody sing, oh yeah, it's a critical hit
 This is a critical hit
 (I make 90 double damage with it)
 Oh yeah, it's a critical hit
 (I make 90 double damage with it)
 Everybody sing, oh yeah, it's a critical hit
 It's a critical, critical