Poodleman

one scary night
 he appeared to me
 while I was in my bed
 it's the poodleman
 poodleman
 what do you want?
 what have you come here for?
 that's not important
 that's what I tell to you
 I just want to know
 where are the shears?
 poodleman
 what is your intention?
 what does this mean?
 "I am the poodleman with the Class-Five SFLB
 cut on the top and sides, long in the back
 two bottles of Geri Curl and a crimping iron,"
 no, mister poodleman, don't you dare come near me
 I don't want to look like the vampire of brooklyn
 stay away, poodleman, get the hell away from me
 if I wanted hockey hair, I'd learn to play the game
 that's all I remember
 then it all went black
 the next things that I remember
 I woke up with this mullet
 oh poodleman!
 what have you done to me