Everybody's Talking About Jamie

You should have seen it
 You should have been there
 You won't believe the shit we saw
 That went down in there
 The men were women
 The girls were fellas
 They did a rain dance
 Wearing nothing but umbrellas
 Pass it on
 There was a lady
 She had a sister
 But it was kinda weird
 The way the lady kissed her
 There were a woman
 Whose name was Norman
 And the frilly knickers
 That was just the doorman
 Pass it on
 There was a doorman
 Whose name was Norman
 And then the doorman kissed his sister
 She's a Mormon
 I heard there's dungeons
 Inside the cellars
 Where they rain down pain
 And spank you with umbrellas
 Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie
 Everybody's talking 'bout J-J-Jamie
 Everybody's talking 'bout the boy in the dress
 Who was born to impress
 Everybody's talking 'bout the things that he wore
 Everybody's listening 'cause we need to know more
 Everybody's talking 'bout the boy in the wig
 'Cause he's gonna be big
 Everybody's talking 'bout Ja-a-a-amie
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 And there was music, and there was dancing
 And all the drag queens had to
 Lip-sync 'cause they can't sing
 Pass it on
 And there was smoking
 And they were boozing
 And there was boys who looked like girls
 Which was confusing
 Pass it on!
 So what's a lip sync?
 Is that like kissing?
 Yeah, he kissed a girl
 Whose girly parts were missing
 Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie
 Everybody's talking 'bout J-J-Jamie
 Everybody's talking 'bout the boy
 On the stage who broke out of his cage
 Everybody's talking 'bout the switch and the lips
 Everybody's talking 'bout the tits and the hips
 Everybody's talking 'bout the crazy kid and all the things that he did
 Everybody's talking about Ja-a-a-amie
 He had one gogo boy
 Five gogo boys
 Ten gogo boys in kilts (in kilts)
 He had one dancing girl
 Five dancing girls
 Ten dancing girls on stilts (on stilts)
 He had one backing singer
 Five backing singers
 Ten backing singers plus choir
 He did one somersault
 Five somersaults
 Ten somersaults on fire
 Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie
 Everybody's talking 'bout J-J-Jamie
 Everybody's talking 'bout the buzz
 From the crowd and the boy who was proud
 Everybody's talking 'bout Ja-a-a-amie
 And there were cocktails
 And there were mocktails
 She wore a scaly skirt
 She said was made of croc tails
 And there were feathers
 And there were leathers
 And there were rubber gear
 She said were for all weathers
 And there were thigh boots
 And there were high boots
 And there were girl boots
 That you wear if you're a guy boots
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 Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie
 Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie
 Everybody's talking 'bout the boy in the dress
 Who was born to express
 Everybody's talking and they're talking about
 The eyes and the thighs and the puh-puh-puh-pout (everybody's talking)
 Everybody's talking and there ain't no doubt who we're dying to see
 Everybody's talking 'bout Ja-a-a-a-a-a-a-amie