Work of Art

You belong in the spotlight
 On the wall of the Tate
 In a ten-megawatt light
 'Cause your brushwork's so great
 You're the next phase in feminine
 You're a Lichtenstein dot
 You're a bed with Tracy Emin in
 You're Grayson Perry's next pot
 Work of art, work of art
 You're a perfect work of art
 Mona Lisa, this is she, Sir
 With a smile to melt your heart
 Work of art, work of art
 You're a perfect work of art
 Like Picasso, so kick ass, oh
 I just don't know where to start
 Work of art
 Work of art
 You're Yoko Ono on vinyl (oh, you just raised the bar)
 You're a canvas that's blank (watch your value increase)
 You're a Duchamp urinal (see how precious you are)
 You're half a dead cow in a tank (you're the school masterpiece)
 Work of art, work of art
 You're a perfect work of art
 Mona Lisa, this is she, Sir
 With a smile to melt your heart
 Work of art, work of art
 You're a perfect work of art
 Like Picasso, so kick ass, oh
 I just don't know where to start
 Work of art
 I'd teach you a lesson, Jamie
 I told you all your best chance at life was to keep things real
 But there's always one who thinks I don't mean them
 And surprise, surprise Jamie New, it's you!
 The work of art!
 But a work of art is nothing if it's not put on show, Jamie
 Come on, then
 Put on a show!
 The glamour!
 The light!
 Center of attention!
 This is it, Jamie
 I hope it's everything you've ever wanted
 This is everything I ever wanted
 My stage
 My audience
 My dancers
 All eyes on me
 You wanna look? Keep looking
 I'll be in drag tonight at Legs 11
 So come along if you dare
 You're just a boy in a dress!
 Oh, Dean
 A boy in a dress is something to be laughed at
 But a drag queen is something to be feared
 And I am a drag queen!
 Yes you are, yes you are, yes you are, oh
 You're the biz, you're the biz, you're the biz, yeah
 Superstar, superstar, superstar, oh
 You're the shiz, you're the shiz, the shiz yeah
 You're so neat, you're so neat, you're so neat, yo
 Off the chart, off the chart, the chart, yeah
 Super sweet, super sweet, super sweet, oh
 Work of art, work of art, work of art, yeah
 Work of art, work of art, work of art, yeah
 Work of art, work of art
 Yes, I am your work of art
 You won't shame me, you should frame me
 I'm a Jamie work of art
 Work of art, work of art
 Gonna blow your world apart
 I'm offending, I'm a trending, gender-bending
 Gender-blending, gender-pending
 Gender-ending and transcending
 Work of art