Backwoods Badass (feat. Redneck Souljers)

From a dusty trail he came
 All the way from the Aleutian islands on an Alaskan Fishin' boat
 To the rollin' hills of Kentucky
 Through the backwoods of Missouri
 To the snow cap Rockies of Colorado
 'Cross the hot swamps of Florida
 To the Lakes of Tennessee
 With a dog named Bandit by his side, he rides
 He is the backwoods badass
 Out... Law (Yellooww!)
 Keep it freakin' hillbilly, this is what I say
 In every single way, I live it every single day
 Judgin' from my looks, you'd say that I'm a hick
 You think that I'd get mad, but nah, that's just my stick
 Boots on camouflage, Copenhagen Dip
 Moonshine Jar, I think I might get me a sip
 Redneck hillbilly country mother-trucker
 Yuppies think it's funny that my cousin is my brother
 Born in a trailer in the middle of the woods
 Shootin' deer and drinkin' beer, it's all misunderstood
 Dip in my lip, mud jug in my hand
 Redneck Nation on my back we dominate and fade to black
 Gettin' drunk up in the back of a bourbon truck
 I'm skinnin' bucks, shootin' ducks, runnin' 'em up, not givin' a fuck
 If y'all don't like that stuff
 Y'all can dick my suck
 "Backwoods Badass," that is what they call me
 "O-U-T, L-A dub", that is what they call me
 "King of the woods", "Hick from the sticks" that is what they call me
 "Outlaw", "Outlaw", that is what they call me
 "O-U-T," that is what they call me
 "L-A dub," that is what they call me
 "O-U-T," that is what they call me
 "Outlaw," that is what they call me
 Back in the woods, gettin' me a dip
 I see a big tree, I might just take me a shit
 We got 12-gauges on both of our shoulders
 (Redneck, Redneck), Redneck Soldiers
 Tiller Tiller Gang up in this thing as usual
 That's my catchphrase, I think that sum bitch is beautiful
 It's boots and suits, I find it almost suitable
 'Cause the men in black are back in the Cadillac, y'all just rootie poo
 I'm in the backwoods feelin' like a badass
 With a pretty country girl who's got a fat ass
 A couple buddies, couple bottles and some crab grass
 I mean that homegrown will sit you on your ass flat
 About a mile down the road from where my momma had me
 Another mile from that was where my nanny raised my daddy
 If you've never been down here, we'll show you gladly
 But if I take off on that four-by-four, you better grab me
 "Backwoods Badass," that is what they call me
 "O-U-T, L-A dub," that is what they call me
 "King of the woods", "Hick from the sticks" that is what they call me
 "Outlaw", "Outlaw", that is what they call me
 "O-U-T," that is what they call me
 "L-A dub," that is what they call me
 "O-U-T," that is what they call me
 "Outlaw," that is what they call me
 Hey man, you think they think we're badasses yet?