Catch a Fish

Well, it's harder than hell to go to work right now
 My boss is a jerk and he smells like a cow
 Payments are late and I can't get a break
 Well, I can't catch that, but I can catch a fish
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 Texas rig it up and give it a cast
 Hoping I can catch me a big old bass
 Flip her in the boat and give her a kiss
 Well, I can't get a girl (pssh, ah well)
 But I can catch a fish, reel it on in
 Take a little selfie to show all of my friends
 'Cause I can throw a spinner, or I can throw a crick
 Impressin' all the girls while they're tannin' on the bank
 Grab a little hook, bait a nightcrawler
 Hold down a second, something's peckin' at my bobber
 Hooks set in the lip, makes me wanna take a dip
 Have your buddy take the pic, yeah
 I can catch a fish
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 Well, I called in sick, and wet a line
 My boss done had it for the last time
 I grab a jig and I give it a pitch
 "I can't go to work!" (No way!)
 But I can catch a fish, reel it on up
 Put 'em in the live well for later when I'm done
 I can throw a spinner, or I can throw a crick
 Impressin' all the girls while they're tannin' on the bank
 Grab a little hook, bait a nightcrawler
 Hold down a second, something's peckin' at my bobber
 Hooks set in the lip, makes me wanna take a dip
 Have your buddy take the pic, yeah
 I can catch a fish
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 Now I don't know what you wanna do
 But if you got some plastic worms and a pinch of chew
 Meet me at the lake where I caught that eight
 Okay, fine, maybe it was fake
 But I can catch a fish, reel it on in
 Take a little selfie to show all of my friends
 'Cause I can throw a spinner, or I can throw a crick
 Impressin' all the girls while they're tannin' on the bank
 Grab a little hook, bait a nightcrawler
 Hold down a second, something's peckin' at my bobber
 Hooks set in the lip, makes me wanna take a dip
 Have your buddy take the pic, yeah
 I can catch a fish
 Whoa, dude, I think I got one again
 Oh, man, it's just a-, it's just a stick
 I think I caught a stick, caught a stick
 It's a tree pounder man
 I can catch a fish...
 I can catch a fish...