The Yes Yes Show

You better get ready for a big surprise
 You think it's almost over but it's only on the rise
 Mental message via visual contact
 Louder than any other sexual soundtrack
 More margarita for my cute señorita
 Triple the tequila just to hotten up the flavor
 Chugging down on my JMB
 While checking the parts of my date's anatomy
 Forget the brains
 Forget the personality
 What I'm after is your effects on my gravity
 Like Trinity
 Flying high with her kicks
 And controlling the game with my heavy duty joystick
 You better get ready for a big surprise
 You think it's almost over but it's only on the rise
 Mental message via visual contact
 Louder than any other sexual soundtrack
 Flip the tip as skip to the next trip
 Flashing some cash and some rockstar bullshit
 Going in for the thrill
 I got us a room in a fancy hotel
 And we've got everything we need
 A big bag of money a bigger bag of weed
 And we start to impress as we start to undress
 Stop the press we need to get this
 You better get ready for a big surprise
 You think it's almost over but it's only on the rise
 Mental message via visual contact
 Louder than any other sexual soundtrack
 I'd like to keep it going coz I've got it going on
 But it's Vinci's turn on the microphone so
 Ehem my name is Vinci and I am neat
 I love pretty girls and I love to eat
 I made this rap from my mind
 And I am very very kind
 I like to drive fast in fancy cars
 And chicks dig me like chocolate bars
 They say I'm bad but I am good
 So shut up now and eat some food
 Tsong ano problema mo ayusin mo naman
 Lagyan mo naman ng tono parang kang nangngatwiran
 Ano bang naatupag mo sa bago mong apartment
 Sampung taon ka na sikat wala ka bang ibang talent
 Tsong ano bang sinasabi mo
 Mali ang sinasabi mo
 Magaling ako kumanta
 Alam mo ba yung picha pie
 Kung sa bagay mahusay nga naman yung picha pie
 Gamit ang boses mo linagay mo ng kulay ang kanta
 Diba kahit ikaw ang gumawa alam natin mas ok nung ako'y kumanta
 Tsong naman please lang wag ka na magyabangan
 Alam mo naman na pang back-up ka lamang
 Ilan na ba talagang nagawa mong kanta
 Ilan wala e ano ngayon
 Alam naman naming lahat
 Na si Vinci naman talaga dapat ang vocalist
 Ng parokya band
 Parokya Ni Edgar
 Teka lang one minute
 Pwede bang paki ulit maaring may mali ka sa paligo
 Subalit bakit mo naman nasabi na ikaw ang nararapat
 E ni isang kata lang man wala kang naisulat
 E bat ibang singers na kahit hindi nila sinulat
 Ang kinakanta nila ay sobrang sumikat
 Tulad ko at ni kino at ni benedic aquino
 Na wala pa yata pang masisikat pa kahit na sino
 Ewan ko sandali wag ka ngang makulit
 Kung ayaw mo masipa sa mukha ng malupit
 Baka makatikim ka ng seswela de kamayo
 Na si sista el de gato na sislwila de contodo
 Talaga di nga ilan taon na ba ako
 Di porket koryano ka magaling ka magtaikwando
 Huwag kang mangangas sa lalaking may balabas
 Kami ang mga tipong na hindi umaatras
 Ang mag kaaway ipagbati gumitna ka
 At wag kumampi lahat tayo, y magkakapatid
 Ano mang mali ay ituwid mag dasal sa diyos na ama
 Maging banal at wag hangal habagat
 Pagdating sa bilis nag liliyab
 Bkit ba nag kakandarapaang ibay bumabagsak
 Isa isa dalawa tatlo kahit sino
 Na ngangatog ang mga tuhod kapag akoy na papanood
 Si kiko po ang inyong linkod sa gitna nyo susunod
 Akoy d tuod akoy turumpo kangkarot kung imikot
 Kasi alam naman ng lahat kung sino ang talagang dapat
 Kumuha kayo ng makamandag naka lalason na taga bagyo
 Malupit damdamin ni kiko alam ninyong matagal na ko nan dito
 Sa tarabahong to tumitindi habang kumakanta
 Sing tigas ng puno ng nara simula ng
 Flor de luna mara clara at kirara
 Akoy isang orig nasa bagets at tsaka ninja kids
 Sumasabay sa parokya at sa death threat
 Ready for a battle and I never gonna run
 Francis M I'm still number one, yeah!
 Ahh di namin alam kung paano tatapusin yung kanta
 Kaya ganito nalang bigla nalang mawawala