My Favorite Band

My favourite band
 doesn't write new songs anymore
 My favourite band
 hasn't played a show in more than 14 years
 I know that I should let it go
 Believe me I have tried
 But no other band can make me feel, the way I feel inside when they sing
 Sha na na na na na na ohhh
 I could never be untrue to my favourite band
 Sha na na na na na na ohhh
 and I don't care if no one understands
 (I thought they'd be around forever)
 Everything was A-OK when they all played together
 My favourite band
 I needed a plan
 to make everything better again
 I rented a van
 and I drove around to where each one of them lives
 It took a lot of time and all my powers of persuasian
 And just a touch of choloroform
 Now they're all in my basement singing
 Sha na na na na na na ohhh
 Reunited again, my favourite band
 Sha na na na na na na ohhh
 And they all agree that I'm their biggest fan
 (And now they'll be around forever)
 Everything is super cool now that they're back together
 Oh my favourite band, they understand the way things are now
 All they have to do is play the songs that I love
 over and over and over
 And in return they know I'll worship them forever
 And make their favourite meals
 And keep their cages clean
 It's a great deal
 Sha na na na na na na
 Endless parties with my favourite band
 Sha na na na na na na
 Acapella with my favourite band
 Sha na na na na na na ohhh
 Here forever with my favourite band
 Sha na na na na na na ohhh
 Start the fade out with my favourite band
 Sha na na na na na na ohhh
 It puts the lotion on my favourite band ...