Co-Dhiu Dot Com

Co-Dhiu Dot Com
 Co-Dhiu Dot Com
 Would you believe I would put this into a song?
 Co-Dhiu Dot Com
 Co-Dhiu Dot Com
 Are we ever right
 Or are we ever wrong?
 Iain Hinters looking for a smoke detector
 Iain George is looking for a bag of crab claws
 Ian Croft he's looking for a quarter bottle
 An ounce of baccy to keep him on his toes
 I'm running around like a headless chicken
 It's Friday afternoon and I've lost the freeking kitten
 The midges are out, I'd better not get bitten
 Is this the worst song that I've ever written?
 Co-Dhiu Dot Com
 Co-Dhiu Dot Com
 Would you believe I would put this into a song?
 Co-Dhiu Dot Com
 Co-Dhiu Dot Com
 Are we ever right
 Or are we ever wrong?
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 We get a gig on the roundy for the camera man
 And out of his house jumps Ross Cameron
 Ah said to the boys, "We better think of a plan
 Before we end up causing a traffic jam"
 Co-Dhiu Dot Com
 Co-Dhiu Dot Com
 Would you believe I would put this into a song?
 Co-Dhiu Dot Com
 Co-Dhiu Dot Com
 Are we ever right
 Or are we ever wrong?
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 Oh well the dog chase the cat
 While the cat chased the rabbit
 I should give up smoking
 It's a very bad habit
 It's getting cold so put on your jacket
 Come and watch the P&D make a racket
 Co-Dhiu Dot Com
 Co-Dhiu Dot Com
 Would you believe I would put this into a song?
 Co-Dhiu Dot Com
 Co-Dhiu Dot Com
 Are we ever right
 Are we ever wrong?
 Co-Dhiu Dot Com
 Co-Dhiu Dot Com
 Would you believe I would put this into a song?
 Co-Dhiu Dot Com
 Co-Dhiu Dot Com
 Are we ever right
 Or are we ever wrong?