Pirates of the Hebrides

Yeah, we're the pirates of the Hebrides
 We're running 'round your shores
 From the Southern Isles to the Butt of Lewis
 We're always out for more
 We're looking for your winkles
 That you've stashed in the bay
 We're the pirates of the Hebrides
 That's all that I can say
 We're thieving all the petrol
 That you left in your tank
 You can tell we're burning two stroke
 It gives off a freaking waft
 You won't be leaving anything
 Of value lying about
 We're the pirates of the Hebrides
 You'll never catch us out
 Oh, we're the pirates of the Hebrides
 We're running 'round your shores
 From the Southern Isles to the Butt of Lewis
 We're always out for more
 We're looking for your winkles
 That you've stashed in the bay
 We're the pirates of the Hebrides
 That's all that I can say
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 Have you ever lost your salmon net
 And wondered where it went?
 We've got 27 down the hole
 We haven't sold them yet
 We've stockered all the fish
 That you lost with the net
 A back-hander for the boys
 On the cruisers deck
 We're the pirates of the Hebrides
 We're running 'round your shores
 From the Southern Isles to the Butt of Lewis
 We're always out for more
 We're looking for your winkles
 That you've stashed in the bay
 We're the pirates of the Hebrides
 That's all that I can say
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 We'll go and haul all your creels
 But only when it's dark
 We'll flog it all to Ronnie
 For a little bit of cash
 Don't be telling anyone
 When you go on the lash
 We're the pirates of the Hebrides
 And we don't give a dash
 Oh, we're the pirates of the Hebrides
 We're running 'round your shores
 From the Southern Isles to the Butt of Lewis
 We're always out for more
 We're looking for your winkles
 That you've stashed in the bay
 We're the pirates of the Hebrides
 That's all that I can say
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 I better not say anymore
 I think I've said enough
 Can't tell you how many times
 We've nearly hit the rocks
 We were even raiding bochans
 And eating grannies duff
 We're the pirates of the Hebrides
 And we don't give a flame
 We're the pirates of the Hebrides
 We're running 'round your shores
 From the Southern Isles to the Butt of Lewis
 We're always out for more
 We're looking for your winkles
 That you've stashed in the bay
 We're the pirates of the Hebrides
 That's all that I can-
 Oh we're the pirates of the Hebrides
 We're running 'round your shores
 From the Southern Isles to the Butt of Lewis
 We're always out for more
 We're looking for your winkles
 That you've stashed in the bay
 We're the pirates of the Hebrides
 That's all that I can say