Half Idiot

poke me in the bellybutton and you might get a laugh
 working on my cuticles till my nails are torn in half
 hit my head within your basement
 i feel like a giraffe
 start to feel like a bum surrounded by the handsome and dumb
 half idiot
 run your hand across my hair and you might catch a flake
 please keep me out of the kitchen
 i burn all that i bake
 why are all my allergies year round for heaven's sake
 stick out like a sore thumb surrounded by the handsome and dumb
 half idiot
 poke me in the bellybutton and you might get a laugh
 working on my cuticles till my nails are chopped in half
 hit my head within your basement
 i feel like a giraffe
 i think i've gotten kind of dumb
 ask seth if he's got any gum