Waiting On My Horrible Warning

I was a boy, spending nights kickin' life's big behind
 Yeah the only thing I had too much to spend was time
 Hospitals and funerals meant as much to me
 As rerun sitcoms blaring on the TV
 Sugary dinners and candy snacks at night
 Sleep til whenever doesn't matter if it's getting bright
 But now I'm waiting on my horrible warning...
 Waiting on my horrible warning
 Never thought about when you're actually halfway through life
 Emotional labor piled up on the wife
 Back's thrown out just trying to tie my shoes
 Let me tell you, I used to play punk, now I'm just singing the blues
 Just waiting for a headache that never goes away
 Just waiting for a lump that gets bigger every day
 Yeah I'm waiting to locate my terminal deficiency
 Waiting to have my children come to visit me
 All it takes is one test to find out that it's my time
 You see I'm waiting on my horrible warning
 Just waiting on my fucking warning
 I'm waiting on my horrible warning
 Oh I'll just keep waiting for my horrible warning