Adulting

I don't wanna adult today
 Things to fix, bills to pay
 I just want to stay in bed
 Play video games, but instead
 I gotta get up, go to work
 Put on pants, iron my shirt
 Warm up my car, did I get gas
 Sit in traffic, this jerk won't let me pass
 I've had enough adulting, no more being grown up for me
 Let the bills pile up to the ceiling (in PJs)
 Playing Super Mario 3
 NO
 I can't do that, I gotta DOOO the thing
 But I don't wanna do the thing
 But you gotta do the thing
 I'm not gonna do the thing
 Adulting is suffering and suffering is not for me
 Adulting has got to be the purest form of misery
 I don't wanna do stuff. Doing stuff is stupid
 A meaningless existence: Doing stuff to live to
 Have to do more stuff
 You must renew your license plate, utilities need to be paid
 STOP
 I need a break from the stress, taxes overdue
 Car needs an emissions test
 I can't take it anymore
 Filthy bathroom floor, and I gotta go to the store
 Going to the store is such a bore
 Paying bills has no thrills
 Putting on pants is a torturous dance
 Being an adult is the worst kind of cult
 I'm done with adulting, no more being grown up for me
 I'm gonna call off work, third day in a row, eating
 Chicken strips, playing Battletoads
 I'm done with adulting, no more responsibility
 I'm out of food and money, but I gotta finish season 3
 And they fired me. I gotta find a job
 I don't wanna get a job! But you gotta get a job
 I don't want another job! Spruce up your resume
 I hate job hunting! Shave your beard! NO
 Adulting is suffering and suffering is not for me
 Adulting has got to be the purest form of misery
 I don't wanna job hunt. Job hunting is stupid
 A meaningless existence: Work a job to live to have to work a job
 I refuse to get a job, or do adulting stuff I'd rather
 Erect a couch cushion fortress
 Have a staring contest with my cat, Sergeant Snuggles
 Rewatch all 121 episodes of Lost (still don't get it)
 Fall asleep with the lights on
 Eat Ramen straight out of the pack
 Let the dishes attract fruit flies
 Make a Youtube page for Sergeant Snuggles
 I've had it. Don't you dare judge me
 Been told since birth to follow my dreams
 You're looking at it. I'm living the dream
 The lifetime pursuit of ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
 The pursuit of nothing
 I don't wanna human today, no more brushing teeth
 Let them decay
 Haven't showered in over a week, I don't even wanna think
 Just leave me here in bed. Pull the covers over my head
 Let the world think I'm dead cuz I'm gonna
 I'm finished with adulting, no more being grown up for me
 Sergeant Snuggles' Youtube page has a billion views
 So I'm getting paid
 Give up on adulting, you just gotta follow your dreams
 Don't need a job or any skills when your kitty cat can pay the bills
 Sergeant Snuggles
 Passive income