Introvert Party Time

There ain't no party like an introvert party
 Cuz an introvert party don't start
 Fridge is stocked with snacks and food
 Music playlist sets the mood
 Got a cooler full of booze
 Friday night, this weekend's mine
 It's finally time to let loose
 It's introvert party time
 Staying home and being lame
 Gonna read book or play a video game
 Dodging social obligations
 Annoyed by conversations
 Disrupted by extroverts
 This one way conversation burns
 Assaulted by extroverts
 You bring the yap, I bring the hurt
 I'm hunted down by "people people"
 Before the call, my night was peaceful
 A "bad connection," the call was dropped
 'Cuz you bring the talk
 At the store waiting in line
 Cheap tequila, salt and lime
 Texted by my friends all day
 I'm giving in, I'm going out
 Being social in my own way
 It's introvert party time
 At a barbecue playing on my phone
 Sneaking out the backdoor alone
 Let's get together some other day
 Gonna go back home, and that's where I'll
 Surrounded by extroverts
 Small talk stalkers on high alert
 Assaulted by extroverts
 You bring the yap, I bring the hurt
 Flanked left and right by "people people"
 Before the swarm my night was peaceful
 I spot the exit, it's time to walk
 Cuz' you bring the talk
 Leave me alone, leave me alone
 I don't wanna talk to you
 I just wanna be at home
 Shouldn't have come out tonight
 Wish I could block in real life
 Introvert panic time
 My worst fears are coming true
 Boy, you gonna take a shot out of that shoe
 Panic attack anxiety
 Surrounded by extroverts
 They wanna fight, it's red alert
 Assaulted by extroverts
 Ow! Ow! These punches hurt
 Flanked left and right by angry people
 Before the brawl my night was peaceful
 Knew this would happen, I had a hunch
 Now they bring the punch