It's Just a Movie, Stupid

She was all alone in this imperfect world
 And was very, very lonely
 Nobody really understood just how she felt
 Till one day she slipped on a banana peel
 Then there he was, he picked her up
 And asked her, "Hey, are you okay?"
 He was tall and dark, and strong and kind
 And sensitive with washboard abs, and it was
 Bullshit
 Bullshit
 That would never happen
 Knights in shining armor haven't been around since the middle ages
 No one will love you till you've gotten through all your depression stages
 Pull your head out of your ass, and go hit the stairmaster
 Learn to paint, or take some yoga
 'Cause your life is not a complete disaster
 He's been friends with her since they were five
 But she's in love with some other guy
 He tried to get her to feel the same way about him
 But she hasn't come around yet
 Her boyfriend then cheated on her with
 A cheerleader and seventeen strippers
 Her best friend said she's too good for him
 What she needs is probably right in front of her
 She began to think 'bout the guy who was always there for her
 And realized they were meant for each other
 She looked for him, but his car broke down
 So he's all alone walking in the rain
 She runs after him, as she calls his name, and it was
 Bullshit
 Bullshit
 That would never happen
 Five bucks says that she totally wouldn't taken back the guy that cheated on her
 The notion of him ever getting out of the friend-zone is absurd
 Pull your head out of your ass, get a life or something
 Make some friends, and chase your dreams
 'Cause you won't get chicks with your low self esteem
 She walked into a party looking beautiful
 He couldn't look away
 There eyes met, and it was love at first
 Bullshit
 Bullshit
 That would never happen
 Romeo and Juliet is a fairy tale and nothing more
 You've gotta go around and date a bunch of duds before you finally score
 Pull your head out of your ass
 There's no perfect soulmate
 Let it go, 'cause movies are
 Just a place to go on an average date
 Pull your head out of your ass
 Embrace the disappointment
 Pull your head out of your ass
 'Cause that movie romance is all bullshit