Let's Do the Sex

I'm chillin' here at the Jiffy Lube in the waiting room
 When I see you
 Why did you sit down so far away
 I close the gap and say
 Something great. "Hey"
 Did you fall from heaven
 Cuz I'd rate you as a seven
 Maybe 8 depending on the time of day
 Wind speed, and humidi-tay
 Thanks for not spraying with me mace
 And or punching me in the face
 Why don't we go back to my place
 I got a really nice penis
 Let's do the sex - Sexually
 All of the sex - From A to Z
 I'd like to sex - Pelvically
 Let's do the sex (sexually sexy sex)
 Let's do the sex
 All of us
 At work, in a conference room
 We're all listening to you
 Giving a power point presentation on the dangers
 And legal implications of sexual harassment
 In the work place
 I raise my hand to ask
 How can we propagate
 While I legally invade
 Your personal space (respectfully)
 Hey now, speaking of space
 Why don't you come back to my place
 We'll have an agreed upon
 Signed and notarized make-out session and or
 Licensed intercourse
 I just wanna feel
 A totally responsible thrill
 All through the night until it's light
 Unless you're working in the morning
 Protective contraception
 By our mutual discretion
 Reaching maximum climax simultaneously
 Let's do the sex - Mutually
 All of the sex - Consensually
 Agree to sex - Legal-la-ly
 Let's do the sex
 Let's do the sex - Regularly
 All of the sex - Unequivocally
 Practice safe sex - Contraceptively
 Engage in sex - Intercoursil-il-ly
 Begin the sex - I'm excited that it's more than a kiss
 We're doin' sex - I can't believe that we agreed to this
 Still doin' sex - It's coitusly colossally great
 Sex sex sex - My preferred way to end a date
 Ugh. Yeah
 It seems that we just did the sex - Sexually
 We did the sex - Enjoyably
 I liked the sex - Definitely
 We did the sex (sexual sexy sex)
 Let's do more sex
 Wieners, 'giners, and butts and mouths