Prozak Milkshake

I'm depressed
 So I wrote this song
 To express
 Everything that's wrong
 Like my mother
 Wouldn't let me go to a rated R
 Cool movie
 At the theater with my friends
 And I know
 That you may not think that it's a big deal
 But you don't understand.
 You would never understand.
 You could never understand.
 You will never understand.
 Cuz I'm singing this melody (in harmony)
 And I don't know the words
 And my life's just so pitiful (and will always be)
 Like one big, smelly turd
 I'm so fat
 And I'm ugly
 And I'm dumb
 And I boring
 I'm a loser and that's all that I'm ever gonna be
 No use trying; I could never get anywhere
 And I know
 That you may not think that it's a big deal
 But you don't understand.
 You would never understand.
 You could never understand.
 You will never ever, never ever, never understand.
 Cuz I'm singing this melody (in harmony)
 And I don't know the words
 And my life's just so pitiful (and will always be)
 Like one big, smelly turd
 Die, die, BITCH, DIE!
 (and stuff.)
 Die, die, SLUT, DIE!
 (At random.)
 Die, die, WHORE, DIE!
 (Who farted?)
 Die, die, French FRY!
 (I'm hungry.)
 Ooh you would never understand,
 No, you would never understand
 Cuz I'm singing this melody (in harmony)
 And I don't know the words
 And my life's just so pitiful (and will always be)
 Like one big, smelly turd
 You would never understand!
 You would never understand!
 You would never understand!
 You would never understand!
 You would never understand!
 You would never understand!
 You would never understand!
 You would NEVER!, UNDERSTAND!
 (boo-hoo)