Tuesday

You know what day it is
 It's undeniably, indisputably, unquestionably, indubitably
 Undebatably, incontestably, unequivocally, irrefutably
 Unmistakeably
 Tuesday
 Tell me what's the day that comes after Monday? Tuesday
 Tell me what's the day that comes before Wednesday? Tuesday
 Tell me what's the day that's furthest from Saturday? Tuesday
 What's the day that comes once a week?
 It's Tuesday, my favorite day of the week
 No obligations that affect me significantly
 Let's hear it for Tuesday!
 Tuesday, Tuesday, I like Tuesday
 I like today which is Tuesday
 TUESDAY!
 Whatcha got going on on Tuesday?
 What's going on on Tuesday?
 It's Tuesday, my favorite day of the week
 Nothing exciting but aggressive monotony
 Let's hear it for Tuesday the most average day of the week!
 Maybe I'll take a nap while I'm doing a load of laundry
 Tuesday, Tuesday, I like Tuesday
 Do you like Tuesday too... zday?
 Tuesday, Tuesday, we like Tuesday
 This song is about Tuesday!
 Get it?