Tonight's the Night

Oh she's really hard to find
 I guess it wasn't meant to be
 I'm calling on a fantasy
 I guess it wasn't meant to be
 'Cause love is really hard to find
 I'm calling on a fantasy
 I guess it wasn't meant to be
 I guess it wasn't meant for me
 It's not that fantasy role-play
 Live action non-satisfaction
 Unless you're out in the woods
 I need a miracle fantasy
 With this fiction addiction
 My avatar's getting played
 I want points
 Get this princess saved
 I need a date
 Tonight, tonight
 Is the night, the night
 We're gonna, gonna
 Get it on tonight
 In spite, in flight
 Gonna shed some light
 'Cause it's dark outside
 But inside it's bright
 You see, I see
 But we're out of sight
 So clearly we're it
 Connection is tight
 At one with the room
 Big bangs tonight
 Levitate, rotate
 Dissipate the light
 Know when I'm coming with the soft touch
 Kitty Cottonelle with no fuss
 No strings attached and need to rush
 Give you what you want but it ain't enough
 We ain't no comic strip
 But we marvelous
 Time to give you something
 That reminds you of
 Good times to bad times
 The ones where we shined
 Can't roll the clock back
 But tonight you're mine
 I went to the store
 But I can't take it no more
 My mom said, "Lower your standards"
 Forget the ten
 You need a four
 It's not models I want
 Who says that models are hot
 Well, I hear they dress well
 Smell nice and talk good
 Oh she's really hard to find
 I guess it wasn't meant to be
 I'm calling on a fantasy
 I guess it wasn't meant to be
 'Cause love is really hard to find
 I'm calling on a fantasy
 I guess it wasn't meant to be
 I guess it wasn't meant for me
 In this online world I tried it all
 Tinder, Grinder – nope
 Even Christian Mingle – nope
 Party lines with married moms
 Working out with Goldie Hawn
 Coffee shops and speed dates
 With hot older ladies
 But I can't find me the one
 It's just
 Misunderstood
 And plus-sized
 I could love it all
 It's up in the air like bad hair
 But I don't really care
 Nope, I don't care
 Won't stare
 Looking people up
 Like a phone book at the book fair
 True player
 Eatin donair debonair
 How he dare
 His hair is mohawked
 His V-neck is mohair
 I need some loving
 Something special tonight
 I need some loving
 Something special for life
 You know that we be coming
 When the sun be rolling out
 Lay it on thick
 When I slang with my mouth
 Like it when I lick it
 Know you like it
 When I piggyback
 Time lay low
 Kick back and chit-chat
 Oh she's really hard to find
 I guess it wasn't meant to be
 I'm calling on a fantasy
 I guess it wasn't meant to be
 'Cause love is really hard to find
 I'm calling on a fantasy
 I guess it wasn't meant to be
 I guess it wasn't meant for me
 ♪
 Tonight's the night
 Tonight, tonight