The Rain in Spain

Quit, Professor Higgins!
 Quit, Professor Higgins!
 Hear our plea
 Or payday we will quit, Professor Higgins!
 Ay not I
 O not Ow
 Pounding pounding in our brain
 Ay not I
 O not Ow
 Don't say "Rine," say "Rain"
 The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!
 The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!
 Again
 The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!
 I think she's got it, I think she's got it
 The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!
 By George, she's got it! By George, she's got it!
 Now, once again where does it rain?
 On the plain! On the plain!
 And where's that soggy plain?
 In Spain! In Spain!
 The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!
 The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!
 In Hartford, Hereford, and Hampshire...?
 Hurricanes hardly happen
 How kind of you to let me come!
 Now once again, where does it rain?
 On the plain! On the plain!
 And where's that blasted plain?
 In Spain! In Spain!
 The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!
 The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!