Small Towns

I ran into my pastor at a gay bar
 Let me tell you, he looked so bizarre
 In fishnets instead of a suit
 I ran into my dad's girlfriend named Pam
 At a strip club with fives jammed
 In every place you can imagine
 All these things keep happening to me
 And every time it's all so confusing
 I just want to be left alone
 Please don't make me leave my home
 Small towns don't forgive
 I ran into my grandma at a sex store
 I always thought she was such a bore
 No wonder she's always so tired
 I ran into an old one night stand
 Asked if I had any big plans
 I'm whipping and gagging your mom
 All these things keep happening to me
 And every time it's all so confusing
 I just want to be left alone
 Please don't make me leave my home
 Small towns don't forgive
 Although I wish it wasn't the case
 Everyone's always in my face
 Don't tell on me, I won't tell on you
 Together we can make it through
 Small towns don't forgive