Hillbilly Love

When you two stepped in my heart
 I had a feeling we would part
 I should have seen it coming everyday (ah ha!)
 Why'd you put that bear trap in the seat on my Chevrolet
 Had a feeling that you wouldn't stay
 Hillbilly love
 Momma wouldn't wanna hear the things you say
 Hillbilly love
 My cars on blocks, can't drive home anyway
 When you pissed in my moonshine
 I made another batch
 You let your dog shit in it, then you said
 Down the hatch!
 I'm beginning to think
 You don't like me all that much
 You sterilized the flesh I tried to touch
 Hillbilly love
 You poked me in the eye with a straw of hay
 Hillbilly love
 I said I thinks I love ya anyway
 One day you did something
 I never can forgive
 I can't believe you did it
 I don't know how I'll live
 The lowest of the low
 The meanest of the mean
 How could you hurt my dear old love machine
 Hillbilly love
 You scratched my truck and now I'm sure I know
 Hillbilly love
 Oh my lord that bitch has got to go.