Whale Blubber

You and I were talking
 About how much we love each other
 Saying things that lovers say
 Promises kept til our dying day, oh yeah
 I turned to you, one thought in mind
 Hoping that you'd make the sacrifice
 Hoped you wouldn't run away
 Hoped you wouldn't hate the things I'd say
 I'd lie down in the rain
 I'd swallow all the pain
 Of a hundred thousand invertebrates
 Chomping at my brain
 But would you eat whale blubber for me?
 I'd blow a grizzly bear
 Shave off all my body hair
 I'd sucker punch an old grandma
 Just because I care
 But would you eat whale blubber for me?
 Our love is like a junkyard
 Full and worth so much to someone
 That someone is us
 Our junkyard of lust, oh yeah.
 I turned to you on bended knee
 You passed the joint and I could see your love
 You love for me is all too real
 I'm hoping that you'll prove it with a meal
 I'd lie down in the rain
 I'd swallow all the pain
 Of a hundred thousand invertebrates
 Chomping at my brain
 But would you eat whale blubber for me?
 I'd blow a grizzly bear
 Shave off all my body hair
 I'd sucker punch an old grandma
 Just because I care
 But would you eat whale blubber for me?
 I said, would you eat whale blubber for me?
 Guitar
 I'd lie down in the rain
 I'd swallow all the pain
 Of a hundred thousand invertebrates
 Chomping at my brain
 But would you eat whale blubber for me?
 I'd lick up all the crust
 From the tires of your truck
 I'd have gay sex with Donald Duck
 I just don't give a
 Ahh... ahh... ahh
 But would you eat whale blubber for me?
 Would you eat whale blubber for me?
 Would you eat whale blubber for me?
 Would you eat whale blubber for me?