Airport Song - Honeymoon In Vegas Broadway Cast Recording

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 When can I get the next direct flight to Vegas?
 - SPOKEN
 Next Thursday.
 - SPOKEN
 Next Thursday! Are you insane?
 - SPOKEN
 Not to worry sir! We can get you there.
 - SPOKEN
 You can.
 We can put you on the 9: 15 to Honolulu
 Then to
 Atlanta
 Then on to Vegas
 For Wednesday morning
 Eight thousand bucks
 - SPOKEN
 Eight grand! I don't have a pot to piss in!
 Or we could put you on the 10: 35 to Honolulu
 Then to
 Atlanta
 - SPOKEN
 No, I don't want to go to Atlanta!
 Then on to Vegas
 Through Cincinnati
 Whoops, those sold out!
 - SPOKEN
 Ok, I just need to get to Vegas as quickly and directly as--
 Or we could put you on the midnight flight
 That sends you through the night
 To
 Atlanta
 Then you'll have chili up in Philly
 And kielbasa in St. Paul
 Oh, St. Paul
 Or we could put you on the 8 AM
 That goes direct
 - SPOKEN
 YES!
 To Fairbanks, Alaska
 And once you get to Fairbanks
 You not going anywhere at all
 (To melody)
 La, la, la, la, la
 - SPOKEN
 Have a nice day!