Never Get Married - Honeymoon In Vegas Broadway Cast Recording

(Bea) Do you love me, Jack?
 (Jack) Of course I do, Mom
 (Bea) Do you love me, Jack?
 (Jack) Mom, please-
 (Bea) If you love me, Jack.
 Then make me a promise
 Nothing too grand
 One little promise
 For Mommy
 No, here, take my hand
 Never get married
 That's all that I ask
 (Jack) What?!
 (Bea) How can I know that you'll love me forever
 Unless I'm sure that you will never get married
 (Jack) Mom, c'mon-
 (Bea) Only because
 No other woman
 Would love you
 Like your Mommy does
 You can just toss me in the Hudson
 I'll be food for the fish
 But don't ignore a mother's dying w-
 (Jack) Mom? Mom! Oh God!
 (Bea) Never get married
 That's what I said
 Sure you'll be laughing,
 And dancing,
 The second I'm dead
 But I will be watching
 What else can I do
 And if you find some girl and think I'll soften
 I'll crawl my way out of the coffin and crush her
 Never mind how
 So when your Mommy
 Says promise
 You promise me now
 And if you think I might be joking
 Just take a look at this nurse
 So don't you underestimate
 A mother's curse!
 No never underestimate
 A mother's.
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 Do you love me, Jack?
 (Jack) I-, w-, uh-, W-wow, um.
 (Bea) Do you love me, Jack?
 (Jack) I do, Mom, I really do
 (Bea) If you love me, Jack.
 You'll never get
 Married!
 *Gasp*