Let's Mingle

Uh, picknic by the burning bush
 She pinched me on my hairy tush
 Hoola-hoop, double dutch, man
 Dang, tuna sandwich with no crust
 She's tired of my petty squandering
 I'm 'bout to take a trip to Orleans, uh
 Then an island that seems Hawaiian, uh
 Then make her disappear like the Mayans
 Yeah, now she find out I lied about my inches
 Yeah, I told her mind her fucking business, haha
 Shit she refused to wash my dirty dishes
 She's sucking my friends, I can't even grind with her
 Damn, she slap me all day and night
 Kicked me in the butt so hard, now I don't shit right
 I get a restraining order, that's life
 Nick Da Quick tell the girls, I'm single for the night!
 Yeah, Let's mingle
 Race don't even matter Black, White, Asian, Latino
 I'm licking on some of em, I'm sniffin' on some of em
 Melissa Joan Hart got a teenage witch for me, wassup
 Yeah, Let's mingle, hey let's mingle
 Tonight Let's mingle
 And I'm licking on some of em, I'm sniffin' on some of em
 Melissa Joan Hart got a teenage witch for me, wassup
 Riding on the bus, in the back
 Civil rights, but I cares less for the flack
 And I'm kinda feeling like a brat
 So when girls call, I text and send a selfie back
 Chicks hate it when I do that shit
 And when I get home send her a dick-pic
 Her husband call me back to see who that is
 Man I hate it when they do that shit
 Spongebob t-shirt, Batman drawers
 Now watch me take these cartoons off
 Girl I'm bout to set it off
 Yeah, I bang you for an hour, still can't get it up
 Swimming trunks and bathing suits
 Can't swim I might drown, that's the honest truth
 When I finish quick, then she wanna fight
 Jiggamane tell them girls I'm single for the night
 Yeah, Let's mingle
 Race don't even matter Black, White, Asian, Latino
 I'm licking on some of em, I'm sniffin' on some of em
 Melissa Joan Hart got a teenage witch for me, wassup
 Yeah, Let's mingle, hey let's mingle
 Tonight Let's mingle
 And I'm licking on some of em, I'm sniffin' on some of em
 Melissa Joan Hart got a teenage witch for me, wassup
 Now she got on a skin-tight dress
 My crotch and zipper is compressed
 And I been gushing all day at her
 I make her feel Retarded like Ben Stiller
 She used to be my primary baby-sitter
 When I was little she tried to run off and take me with her
 I say straight up, she say she just playing
 Then I eats out her crevise filled with pork Spam
 Uh, dating the fine sourthern pine
 The Klan left me hanging on a clothes line
 I cut the noose off: two times
 About to cal the FBI: Hate Crime
 She charged a dollar, I paid ten dimes
 We both say we clean and we both lying
 Now I got a itchy dong, what a fun night
 Meet me at Starbucks if your single for the night
 Yeah, Let's mingle
 Race don't even matter Black, White, Asian, Latino
 I'm licking on some of em, I'm sniffin' on some of em
 Melissa Joan Hart got a teenage witch for me, wassup
 Yeah, Let's mingle, hey let's mingle
 Tonight Let's mingle
 And I'm licking on some of em, I'm sniffin' on some of em
 Melissa Joan Hart got a teenage witch for me, wassup