I Can Write A Show - Album Version (Edited)

Here I go again with my big mouth
 Spouting off like I got something going
 I wrote a show and it's playing tonight?
 I'm so full of shit man, what was I thinking?
 I got to write a show
 And how am I gonna do a show
 When I don't even have a show
 To wri-e-ite
 I never wrote a show
 But if I ever wrote a show
 I bet that all of them would know
 And think and fight
 You know what? Fuck them.
 I could write a show ...
 I could write a show ...
 I'll just ... I'll just do it
 I'll write a show
 All it takes is elbow grease
 And I could write a show
 I'll write a show tonight
 I hope I do it right
 I could take this mixed up world
 And put it in a show
 I'll write a show alright
 And have it by tonight
 All I need is a theater space
 And a bag of weed
 And a star...
 A star!
 Great, Good Job, Sarah
 I'm writing a whole show for tonight
 And I don't even have a star.
 Who's going to be my star?
 She's gotta be pretty
 And she's gotta be smart
 She's gotta be funny
 And she's gotta be hot
 She's got to have a perfect smile
 Just like me
 I just need a star
 But who could it be?
 (Julia Roberts?)
 Mmm. Nah.
 (Nicole Kidman?)
 Are you kidding man?
 (Sandra Bullock?)
 Sandra Boo-luck (in a mocking voice)
 She's gotta be the kind of girl
 Who just blows your mind.
 She ought to be better
 Than those three twats combined.
 She's got to have the thing
 That you just can't def-i-yee-ine. Woo!
 (whisper)
 Me. It's me.
 You're beautiful
 No. Not like this.
 Alright, I'll do it.
 I got what it takes
 Got what it needs
 Got what a show needs
 I outshow 'em all
 Little old me
 I'm what the world needs
 Hear the train coming,
 It's coming for me
 I'm going to Star Town.
 Hear the train coming,
 It's coming for me
 I'm going to be star now