You're Gonna Die Soon - Album Version (Edited)

Can you blow your own nose?
 Can you tie your own shoe?
 If you had Velcro ones,
 would you even know what to do?
 When you make a doodee
 is it in your pants?
 (Or trousers as they said in the day)
 (Are you mad because your grandson is gay?)
 (Is it a bummer that your pubes are all gray?)
 When you clear your throat
 is it really disgusting?
 Does it go on for hours and miles?
 You're Gonna Die Soon
 It's not cold in here you're just dying
 You're Gonna Die Soon
 You in the back
 You are dying soon
 You're Gonna Die Soon
 We're all gonna die
 but not as soon as you guys
 You're Gonna Die
 You're Dying
 You think I'm Lazy?!
 That's Hilarious!
 You sit around, dye your hair, and take drugs!
 The more you shrink, the bigger your mouth gets!
 You drive me crazy how you chew your walnuts!
 You told me you hated my perm!
 I visited you!
 Pick up your prescription?!
 I'm not your candy man, you bag of bones!
 You're Gonna Die Soon!
 You're Gonna Die!
 You're Dying!