Cleaning Out My Tuckerbag

G'day there, This song is dedicated to all the
 homeless, Suicidal theives who've made this country
 great.
 Once a Jolly Swag man, was not a Bag man, camped by a
 Billabong, he looked like Larry Hagman, beneath the
 shade of a tree called a coolabah, it wasn't far by car
 from Maloolabah.
 he sang as he waited for his billy to boil, he was
 sitting on the soil, it was gonna take a while.
 When he could see the steam on his tea, he said "you'll
 come a waltzing matilda with me."
 Waltzing matilda, she came from saint Kilda, her middle
 name was Hilda and her Daddy was a builder.
 When he could see the steam on his tea he said "you'll
 come a waltzing matilda with me"
 Yo come a waltzing matilda with me
 Down came a jumbuck and he was dumb struck
 He jumped up and picked it up and hot his thumb stuck
 He flicked out the dag, and rolled up his swag and
 stuck that jumbuck down in his tuckerbag.
 I can't quite remember what happens next, im gonna
 revert to the origional text.
 "down came a stock man mounted on..."
 ok, I got it, I got it
 Down came a stockman, Turned off his walk man, went to
 the swaggie and said "yo, whats up man?"
 you dirty smuggler, I ain't no sucker,
 what's in the bag with your tucker mother fucker?
 up jumped the swaggie and said "It wasn't me"
 The stockman called on the troopers one, two, three
 The cops came at last and chased him down the grass, to
 nab his theiving. skinny, white homeless ass
 but they won't catch him, because he jumped in, the
 billabong for a neverending swim and as he took his
 dive, the listened to him jive, saying "you cops are
 never gonna take me alive!"
 Yo come a waltzing matilda with me.
 The Swaggie,
 The Jumbuck,
 The Stockman,
 The Coolabah,
 The Tuckerbag,
 The Troopers,
 The Yo-Yo,
 Ah, geez I'm sorry Mum, I didnt mean to hurt ya, I
 didnt mean to steal that jumbuck, but tonight,
 I'm cleaning out my tuckerbag.