The Phone Book Song

Abacrombe, Alexander, Adam, Alan, Atkinson,
 Beau Repair and Banister, Bartholomew and Benjamin
 Camillery, Carringbush, Christopher and Cameron
 Davidson, Emmanuel, Fletcher, Finch and Featherston
 Garabaldy, Geavany, Gibson, Green and Gilbertson
 Hesparas, Horatio and Harry, Hope and Hopkinson
 Ivanhoe and Ingerson, Jerico and Jemerson
 Kennett, Koster, Kennedy, Letterman and Livingston
 McAllistor, McWilliamson, McRobertson, McOpolous
 Nicholas and Nautingson, Nalasko and Nickopolis
 O'Flannery, O'Flarrety O'Flattery, O'Lopolous
 Philipopopopopopopopopopopopolous
 Quinde, Queeny, Quincy, Rockachelly, Ross and Robinson
 Smith, Smith, Smith, Smith, Smith, Smith, Smith, Smith, Smithson,
 Tarentino, Ustenhoff, Victoria and Watkinson
 Xersy, Young, Yentilstein, Zachary and Zepalin
 Now you've heard the song that has a lot of funny names in it
 If you heard your name that's really nice but we don't give a shit
 It you'd like to hear it done much faster, clap and cheer right now!
 (repeat x2)
 Now you've heard the song that has a lot of funny names in it
 If you heard your name that's really nice but we don't give a shit
 It you'd like to hear it done much faster, You're too late!
 Because they've just passed by