Strange Child

Theres something bout that boy thats strange to see
 He doesn't look like you he doesn't look like me
 I've been meaning to tell ya please don't go wild
 Theres a possibility that he's not your child
 Coz
 I made love to your father love to your brother
 Once or twice i slept with your mother
 There has to be a father it could be you
 Or half of the creatures down the local zoo
 You wear tartan pyjamas an socks in bed
 Couldn't be more for him if you were dead
 If i mention sex all you do is frown
 Thats why i sometines have to sleep around
 I made love to your father love to your brother
 Once or twice i slept with your mother
 There has to be a father it could be you
 Or half of the creatures down the local zoo
 Yer
 Got green scaly skin and a pair of horns
 I knew that there was something wrong as soon as he was born
 I've been racking my brain trying to think of a father
 Whos a cross between a goat and a iguana
 I made love to your father love to your brother
 Once or twice i slept with your mother
 There has to be a father it could be you
 Or half of the creatures down the local zoo
 I made love to your father love to your brother
 Once or twice i slept with your mother
 There has to be a father it could be you
 Or half of the creatures down the local zoo
 Half of the creatures down the local zoo
 Half of the creatures down the local zoo