Television Sex

Baby... tell me what's on your mind
 Girl... let me show U what's on mine
 Television Sex
 On channel 69
 We'll be feelin' fine
 On channel 42
 Watchin' U
 I want U (like television)
 Television Sex (U turn me on)
 I need U (like television)
 Television Sex
 Do U wanna stay up late?
 We could make a tape
 Of television sex
 U can take remote control
 I will do just what I'm told
 I want U (like television)
 Television Sex (U turn me on)
 I need U (like television)
 Television Sex
 Well...
 My name is Sid Luscious and I'm here to say
 All you other wack rappers best be on your way
 I rock the mic and put the "new" in the "wave"
 And when the girls all see me, they scream my name
 So don't do drugs and stay in school
 Yes, yes, y'all, get down, be cool
 Come on everybody it's time to dance
 With Sid Luscious and The Pants!
 I want U (like television)
 Television Sex (U turn me on)
 I need U (like television)
 Television Sex