Party Anthem

I swallow quick drying concrete
 I dive right into the icky sticky water
 See how far I can swim before I sink to the bottom
 And run out of air
 How come you only touch me when you brush my hair?
 You don't care, you just bathe me
 Change my underwear, you hold me down and you shave me
 I wasn't as scared as I thought I'd be
 When I lost the last light of our pet TV
 Well, it's true, yes, it's true
 I'm still calling you
 Now and then to bring back the dead
 I am constantly grieving for the life I was dreaming
 Of having with Madison
 Well, the kitchen was empty
 But nobody told me
 So I dictate letters to the radio hosts and then I
 Shrink to a mountain of baby wipes
 Why would Tina Turner leave me?
 Oh, why? Oh, why?
 You don't care, you just bathe me
 Change my underwear, you hold me down and you shave me
 I wasn't as scared as I thought I'd be
 When I lost the last light of our pet TV
 When you're feeling alone
 Call my doctor again
 And ask him to move me from the floor to my bed
 (Aw)
 I am constantly grieving for the life I was dreaming
 Of having with Madison